Top Fives with Dick Jerks (Nick Dirks)

Video Parts You're Looking Forward to:
1. Louif Paradis
2. Ben Gustafson
3. Jordan Mendenhal4. Jarad Hadi
5. Jonas Michilot

Newer Bands:
1. The Black Keys
2. Crystal Castles
3. The Kills
4. Starfucker
5. Fiery Furnaces

Old Bands:
1. The Yardbirds
2. The Animals
3. The Cramps
4. Link Wray
5. Joy Division

Tranny Skaters:
1. Chet Childress
2. Dan Drehobl
3. Brent Atchley
4. Willis Kimbell
5. Jarad Hadi

Domesticated Animals:
1. Puppies
2. Kitties
3. Hamsters
4. Gerbils
5. Guinea Pigs

Wild Animals:
1. ZEBRAS!
2. Giraffes
3. Elephants
4. Wolf
5. Polar bears

Snowboard Videos:
1. The Garden
2. Love Hate
3. Burning Bridges
4. Technical Difficulties
5. LAME

Things to Take Polaroids of:
1. Naked Girls
2. Whatever i see at the time
3. Birds
4. Scenery
5. Friends

Places You've Never Been:
1. China
2. India
3. Africa
4. Bed Bath and Beyond
5. Guatemala

Fears:
1. Snakes
2. Spiders
3. Bugs in General
4. Graveyards
5. Driving a Car